"Ow, Why are you crying? Don't Worry Please, I won't eat you~ What? SlenderMan? Yes, but he's my brother! It's not me, I'm Splendorman! Please, I won't hurt you, I Swear!
Poor thing, people always mistake him for his old brother...
SplendorMan (c) Neil Cicierega Art by (c) Sombrero-de-Copa